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Thanks to [info]lukeski for this tip.

There's nothing like when a musician parodies their own songs. Julie Brown takes "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" and updates it about Sarah Palin. Download the song now to find out at http://www.juliebrown.com

Here's the original video. Sadly, you have to buy the MP3 to get listen to it, but when you read the lyrics below, you'll want a copy for yourself. (just ordered. rocks!)




"The Ex-Beauty Queen's Got A Gun" by Julie Brown

It was election year in the USA
John McCain chose Sarah to save the day
We were real excited, what a maverick choice,
Her only flaw was that annoying voice

Sarah: Hi, I'm Sarah Palin

She looked so cool in glasses and a bun
Just like a nasty librarian
She brought her kids for all of us to see
They even lick each other on TV

It's a little gross, but totally adorable!

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
It mean it was like the whole convention was totally coked
'cept for Joe Lieberman, (Douche!)
But while she talked, I saw the country go to hell
And all of a sudden, somebody yelled,

Look out! The Girl VP's got a gun!
Everybody run! The Ex-Beauty Queen's got a gun!
Everybody run! The Ex-Beauty Queen has got a gun!

Is this really happening? I don't believe it!

Sarah's smiling and waving her gun
Sucking in Republicans one by one
Does GOP stand for Gullible Old Party
Can't they see she's just "Alaskan Barbie"?

And poor pregnant Bristol I think I heard her shriek
Stop it Mom, you're such a freak
Why do you think I have a bun in the oven?
Do you blame me for getting some hockey player lovin'?

Everybody Run! The Girl VP's got a gun!
Everybody Run! The Ex-Beauty Queen has got a gun!

Stop Sarah, I'm so afraid
Don't take back, Roe Vs Wade

She always gets excited when someone mentions drilling
Except the kind that gays do, then she's really chilling
"Sex is just for guys and gals, the Bible clearly states,
If you would just pray harder, God would make you straight!"

Gay guy: I swear I'm gonna slap the lipstick off that pig!!!

How can people think she's the answer to their prayers?
She wants to pop a cap in all the polar bears
And what's up with all this talk of her shooting caribou?
How could McNobrain pick her, is he sniffing glue?

Everybody Run! The Girl VP's got a gun!
Everybody Run! The Ex-Beauty Queen has got a gun!

You're not that hot, I hate to be rude
Okay, you're better than Dick Cheney nude!

Last night I had a dream that she became Commander-in-Chief
McLame had choked to death on a piece of unchewed beef
Then someone pissed her off, was it Iraq or maybe Spain?
She said, "Let's nuke 'em all, 'cause all foreigners are the same"

Then she started bombing France and Mexico and China
Oh my God, she's like Hitler with a Vagina!
So they started bombing back and I crawled into the Oval Office
And I found Sarah under a desk, which is probably how she got the nomination in the first place
And I whispered in her face, "Sarah why'd you do it?"

She lifted her singed beehive, smiled and said,
"Oh Gosh, I guess I did it for the children…"

The children? The children? What do you mean you did it for the children???
There are no children, you killed 'em all, they're dead!
You didn't do it for the children!

Then I woke up and I thought, "Oh God, this is like that story The Christmas Carol,
Where the ghost of Christmas Future was going to amputate Tiny Tim's leg
But we can still vote for Barack and Joe
And we'll all be saved (Yay!!)

Unless we elect Barbie and Grampy McSame
Oh God no, NO!!!!!

Everybody Run! The Girl VP's got a gun! (run!)
Everybody Run! The Ex-Beauty Queen has got a gun!

Run polar bears, run!

Run gay guys!
Get those assless chaps into gear
Run knocked up teens
You're running for two

(She's insane)
Run for your lives!!!
Ooo, I think I got one
Ooo, look, I winged a homo!
Oooo, this is fun
I got one in the butt
Woo, yee ha
Oooo oooo ooo oooo
Purr to Me!
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From:[info]nottygypsy
Date: October 8th, 2008 05:52 am (UTC)
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OMG this is one I HAVE to get! Thanks Marc! Also, I have some questions about parodies. I've written one and had a request to get it recorded, by a 'good' singer. How do I know if I'll get sued?
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From:[info]marcgunn
Date: October 8th, 2008 05:56 am (UTC)
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email me
marc at thebards dot net
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From:[info]maikujaku
Date: October 8th, 2008 06:29 am (UTC)
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Ugh! I want it, but can't find a link to download or buy! I <3 Julie Brown!
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From:[info]moondancerdrake
Date: October 8th, 2008 04:10 pm (UTC)
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Right on the front page of her site, hun

http://www.juliebrown.com
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From:[info]cara_chapel
Date: October 8th, 2008 10:38 am (UTC)
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♥ ♥ ♥!!!

We must have been having a precognitive episode at ALEP!
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From:[info]pegkerr
Date: October 8th, 2008 12:05 pm (UTC)
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Most amusing. Thanks for the pointer.
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From:[info]gernotfenster
Date: October 8th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
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From:[info]marcgunn
Date: October 8th, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
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nice
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From:[info]erinwrites
Date: October 8th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
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Hilarious. Thanks for posting this! :D
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From:[info]mplsvala
Date: October 8th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
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Great song, thanks for posting it.
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From:[info]quasievil_bunny
Date: October 9th, 2008 12:37 am (UTC)
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LOL
(Purr to Me!)
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